Getting gooned

Getting gooned: To be legally “kidnapped” by 2 or more men/women (goons) working for a company your parent/guardian hired to take you to various forms of treatment centers (torture facilities).

1: “Hey, did you see the new kid? Looks like he got his shit rocked! Tough little son of a bitch”
2: “Yeah. Guy didn’t know he was getting gooned at first so he swung on the first goon. He tried to catch his punch but the kid slipped and ended up hitting his head pretty hard.”
1: “What a fucking idiot!”

by Fuckmormoms November 17, 2023

Getting Palmered

When you get financially shafted, or you can’t win an argument with a certain person.

to use peoples equipment or knowledge for personal and or financial gain without repaying the favour. Getting Palmered

Palmering - to make friends and connections only with wealthy people

by A Palmered person November 18, 2023

getting porter morris’d

the phrase “getting porter morris’d” refers to the act of getting raped by your cousin.

*ring ring* call from porter morris
*answers*
“whats up man?”
“your sister is getting porter morris’d”
“WTF SHES YOUR COUSIN”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

getting junglewhiffed

Getting unexpectedly smacked in the face with the sudden and potent aroma of the jungle stank of unwashed genitalia.

Do you ever get junglewhiffed when you go down on someone?
I haven't had time to shower yet so I'm getting junglewhiffed every time I go to the bathroom!

by Pluto is not a Planet December 4, 2023

Getting Junglewhiffed

Getting unexpectedly smacked in the face with the sudden and potent aroma of unwashed genitalia.

Do you ever get junglewhiffed when you go down on someone?
I haven't had time to shower yet so I'm getting junglewhiffed every time I go to the bathroom

by Pluto is not a Planet December 4, 2023

getting candy canned

When you're craving that "certain" type of candy so you ask your boyfriend to fuck you with a candy cane

Jen loves getting candy canned by her boyfriend! It's even more fun when he lets her candy cane him as well!

by Javabooks25 December 5, 2023

Getting Kylie’d

Getting Kylie’d - A girl being lead to believe she is in the process of forming a relationship with a man, while the man is talking to several other girls (including her friends). This process can go on for days, months, and even years with no regard for the girl or her feelings.

To Kylie a girl is to make her fall so deep in love with you and string her along, making her believe she is your girlfriend, while you have no actual intentions of making her yours.

KYLIE: So what are we??? We have been seeing each other for 4 years!

LOUIE: We? There is no we.

GEORGE: She’s getting Kylie’d

by Malakas412 December 9, 2023