David was procrastinating cleaning his bathroom and unclogging his toilette. After much bickering from his roomates, David decided to kiss the cow and clean.
by Mulangirl August 22, 2019
Get the Kiss the Cowmug. by Denmark October 8, 2004
Get the Ner Cowmug. An elusive form of humor revolving around cows. If you read my name, (Based Cow) you'll know that I have cow humor. The reason why it's funny is because it's super random, and random == funny. But it isn't TOO random.
Person 1: 2 cows walk into a bar. The cow says to the other cow, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and proceeds to dance.
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?
by Based Cow December 4, 2021
Get the Cow Humormug. 
by volcano.man August 3, 2021
Get the Atomic Cowmug. When a male is on his hands and knees and an occupant grab his penis and starts milking it like an udder while fingering his rectum
by Defineray February 27, 2024
Get the Dirty dairy cowmug. by #TheBossatmakingwords September 29, 2021
Get the twatt cowmug.