brown eye cream pie 

a brown eye cream pie is when u cum in a female or a male's asshole and u have them hold their ass open then u eat it

your mom likes it when i give her a brown eye cream pie

brown eye cream pie by ihotcarledyourmom February 16, 2008

self-licking ice cream cone

a) An organization or entity whose sole purpose is promoting its own existence and splendor.

b) Any act whose primary consequence is the agrandizement of the actor

In both instances, the organization and/or act are inherently useless.

Armed Forces celebrating Memorial Day and Veterans' Day or the Catholic Church preaching from its own translation of the Bible are about as useful as a self-licking ice cream cone.

self-licking ice cream cone by der Hahn December 19, 2010

ice cream therapy 

when someone, usually a girl, is sad over heartbreak or life being shitty, they eat ice cream without caring if it gets them fat because it makes them feel better for a bit

She fucked a guy but realized it was a huge mistake, so she went home and treated herself to some ice cream therapy.

ice cream therapy by just some kiddo12345678 November 16, 2010

Cock Cream 

Sperm vomited out of a girls ass into a morning cup of joe

Yummy, please pass the cock cream Jeff. It would be delectable with this coffee.

Cock Cream by Andrew Gravett May 25, 2008

Sour Cream Pie 

Similar to the more common cream pie in which a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina. However, this cream pie results in the accidental impregnation of the woman.

Your little brother was the result of a sour cream pie.

Sour Cream Pie by Balls Kolano April 21, 2009

Cadbury Cream Pie

When a rabbit drops a hot load in your mouth.

Dude, your rabbit just gave me a Cadbury Cream Pie

Cadbury Cream Pie by Craig March 9, 2005

mango ice cream 

mango ice cream=deeeeeelishus.

"Dude! mango ice cream kicks ass!"
"I told you"

mango ice cream by Taylor May 14, 2004