boner armor

A condom

James had just put on his boner armor, so now he can slide it in.

by Robbness January 24, 2018

Boner muncher

1. One who munches on the erected penis of a male.
2. A complete goof

1. Dude! Last night Brandy was totally being a boner muncher!
2. Haha, Dilbert and Rodger are such boner munchers.

by broosk February 8, 2015

Boner Bow

Having to bow to urinate in the toilet because you have a boner and you don't want the urine to hit the ceiling.

I woke up this morning with morning wood and had to do a Boner Bow.

by eatmorchickn March 30, 2014

Evil Boner

A boner you get when something evil is happening. Frequently accompanied by feelings of intense confusion and shame. Similar to the awkward boner.

I just got an evil boner watching the scene where that naked spy gets shot in the tit in Munich.

by CakeBadger April 10, 2016

human boner

Unofficial title bestowed upon the Parkway South Junior High School student body president.

There's no way J. in the junior high president without P. calling him a human boner.

by thefutureofamerica June 5, 2017

boner point

To say something that makes people incredibly excited

After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after party. Everybody started going nuts

by A-FERRRRR October 4, 2011

Boner Confidence

A condition where a man becomes so confident in himself he gets an erection.
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Sarah flirted with my husband so much that it gave him boner confidence

by Elsey Belsey January 6, 2019