Boner Dispenser

A person, usually female, that causes a males penis to become erect very quickly

amy is a boner dispenser.... ;p

by TheAlmightyBonerDispenser July 28, 2011

boner stoner

Someone who gets high, then tries to bone anyone in sight. Typically has a boner.

Dude kevin was suck a boner stoner last night.

by sexyman10 June 6, 2014

boner canoe

When a man slides his boner between the lips of a woman's vagina without penetrating. The act of boner canoeing is often done in a pool, river, or lake.

Dude! Look over there, Jared is giving Tina a boner canoe!

by BreakBeatDrums August 15, 2015

Boner Mitten

A knitted pice of clothing similar to a glove that several boners can fit into for the purpose of staying snug and warm.

It was an especially cold winter so the boy's grandmother knitted them a stylish but functional boner mitten.

by stinky thumbs "R"buckles July 24, 2012

Boner in sweatpants

A natural but embarrassing reaction to pleasant but surprising events

Guy won the lottery at a funeral and started acting crazy..got a boner in sweatpants

by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016

turtle boner

A short dude who likes to go for taller chicks that are way out of his league.

Wow, did you hear that Luke started dating Sarah. What a turtle boner.

by Dik chez October 14, 2018

Boner Resistant

Someone who is exceedingly ugly or repulsive that you can't possibly be attracted to them. Turning off the lights won't even help this person.

Dude, this chick I saw last night at the club was so ugly, she was boner resistant!

by 1812marine May 27, 2016