fright boner

It's when you get scared so much that you get in instant boner and won't go away until you calm down and relax

I was walking in an ally and guy jumped out and I got a fright boner

by Silver is the new Gold December 29, 2016

boner child

When your mother was impregnated naturally rather than with artificial insemination.

(tick here if you are a boner child).........

by ChildrenOfTheBoner January 15, 2016

Partial boner

When the penis of a homo sapien reaches at least thirty percent maximum capacity of the corpus cavernosum with blood flowage

This morning i woke up with a partial boner.. before it went away,I opened up my bedroom window and showed it to the birds foraging for grubs in the garden below.

by Sitonapotatopanotis June 2, 2018

itchy boner

when a males urethra itches and you rub your head to get rid of it, but give yourself a boner instead.

Man, I have an itchy boner.

by Illydex March 26, 2019

cloner boner

The act of recreating the same boner from looking at the same pornagraphic sources

I only had a magazine so for a week I had to have a cloner boner

by Philbeick17 September 22, 2013

booty boner

A booty boner occurs when one thoroughly enjoys it in the arse.

"I saw this cute guy last night and immediately got a booty boner."

by The Chaks July 19, 2017

Boner Explosion

When you get a very sudden boner

When a naked woman fell out of the sky, I got a boner explosion.

by Iliekurass June 9, 2014