Chicken N Waffle

A sexual act in where a male or female performs a handjob (choking the chicken) while eating out his asshole (waffle). No syrup is necessary.

Hey chuck, how much did you pay for that chicken n waffle you got in Tijuana? Did you shit in her mouth?

by psodomy December 16, 2010

waffle-iron syndrome

When your internet is not working properly, or on the fritz.

"Damn bro, i'm really suffering from waffle-iron syndrome. I wish my internet was working."

by ChumpChange23 February 18, 2010

Soggy Waffle Cone

Same event as Soggy Waffle only they jerk-off into a waffle cone and the loser has to eat it bottom up enjoying a nice hot load.

Phil just had to eat that whole Soggy Waffle Cone!

by Tyler G. February 21, 2009

douche waffle

when you fuck a girls blue waffle soo hard that she bleeds,, then you simply put a tampon/dildo in her cunt and make her lick the blood of of it

i soo fucking douche waffled that girl like there was no tomoroow

by Funndguy August 15, 2010

shafted twat waffle

When you want to make fun of someone, so you say shafted twat waffle because it's one of those words.

Uh, that crackhead

by Marco January 06, 2004

roffle my waffle

The act of fondling balls in front of at least 4 females.

lawl gayry noobman roffle my waffle lawl

by Taeko Hentie April 07, 2006

rofl my waffle

1)an exclamation of suprise.
2)an insult and a hint toward homosexuality....

1)The Pope's got cancer? Well ROFL my waffle!

2)hey baby why dont you come rofl my waffle and tongue my balls. I have syrup ;)

by OMG TEH HAX! March 01, 2005