Wrangling the snake

This phrase means to "masturbate". As a snake is long, skinny and rounded like a penis. And wrangling means to tend or round up, which is what your are doing to the snake or your penis.

Guy 1: Hey girl mind wrangling the snake.
Female Snake Enthusiast: Wow really. Sure I'll do it, where is it at?
Guy 1: *whips out penis* Get to wrangling!

Wrangling the snake by Stonewell December 22, 2019

Texan gutter-snake 

When a woman defecates onto a man's face, then collects it into a urinary funnel, and proceeds to stuff all of it into the man's urethra. The man then proceeds to anally have sex with the female, slowly refilling her by pushing the excrement out and into her rectum.

Bro I was having a hard time getting off until I hired this cheep hooker to give me a Texan gutter-snake.

Texan gutter-snake by The Texan Reptile February 20, 2020

Kill da snake 

A term coined by @ButterBeanBisc1 on Twitter. Usually spammed by Anti Snakers to annoy Pro Snakers.

1: Kill da snake
2: Don't you have anything better to do?

Kill da snake by TPSEpicGamer January 26, 2021

The ol' snake convention 

A standing 69, when the male is in a handstand with a maraca handle in his butt, imitating a rattlesnake. Simultaneously, with a caprisun/juice box in her mouth squeezing the juices out on the male as if it were venom, simultaneously, as she climaxes.

Down in the desert, where the coyotes howl and the ladies thighs shake, like they have two tickets to the ol' snake convention.

The ol' snake convention by EmpireYikesBack March 28, 2022

There is a snake. A very long snake. 

A very basic word to avoid.

There is a snake🙂. A very long snake. 😐

There is a snake. A very long snake.

There is a snake. A very long snake. by lolandabebongs September 15, 2022

artisan of the Italian trouser snake 

master of blow jobs , hand jobs , and all other activity's that can be done with the male reproductive organ.

You are an artisan of the Italian trouser snake.

artisan of the Italian trouser snake by Laceless Shoe January 4, 2011

trowser snake 

a word often used by homos to describe a mans shlong.

hey ellton why dont u go battle that queers trowser snake.

trowser snake by margie mario January 17, 2008