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Epileptic Shower 

1. The unfortunate state of seizing whilst bathing.

2. An action performed in a communal shower (usually in small New Jersey high schools). This act consists of rolling/jerking/b-boying/breakdancing in a grotesque manner on the scum-filled, urine and germ coated blue tile floor. Usually occurs as a performance for approximately 5 homosexual, cleansing harriers. Eppy showerers, as the seizees are often called in urban areas, are often pasty honors students with large thighs. They tend to be premature ejaculators and enjoy playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 with their toes. These transparent folks experience an epileptic shower whenever one of their teammates flickers the overhead light on and off to an intense techno beat, in the style of a discotheque club.
Tom: "Hey Greg, let's go flicker them there lights on and off. We can flash them and play "Through The Fire and Flames". Maybe Jonny will have one of those Epileptic showers again."

Greg:"I have 13 anuses."
Epileptic Shower by Notorious Thugzz December 23, 2009

Russian Shower 

When you take a shit and are out of toilet paper so you have to stand in the shower and let the running water clean out your ass crack.
Guy 1: Where's your toilet paper?

Guy 2: We're out. You're going to need to take a Russian Shower.
Russian Shower by Hannukah Zombie December 30, 2010

take a cold shower 

I will take a cold shower. It will be cold. My balls will shrink. Brr.
take a cold shower by Magicpants October 11, 2007

Kamryn Shower 

When someone goes to take a shower and get ready and comes out looking exactly as tore up as they did when they went in.
Gets in shower looking ratchet
2 HOURS LATER
Comes out with crunchy hair still looking ratchet
Damn girl, you just took a Kamryn Shower!
Kamryn Shower by IT WASN'T ME February 19, 2013

Faygo Shower 

The Faygo Shower originaly ment nothing, then it evolved into what it is today. When a Juggalo/lette is showerd in this drink it is a representation of the old you dying and the new you coming to life.
Johnny finished his jit (juggalo/lette) in training process and was given a faygo shower to bring him officaly in the Juggalo world
Faygo Shower by therebelious July 22, 2009