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Vagina ham

A form of religious abuse and the worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Probably done by some trying to frame you to evade blame.
The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Very muted senses as well as nearly being impossible to get off, and completely leaving gspot damn near unattainable. Probably done by possesive older religious resembling people that have "family secrets" (i.e. a history of sexual abuse), and/or by extremeist Ctholicism or a crazy tiny dick ex or an experimental fling turned wrong, or even by a ex that also has a history of sexual assault, or even by your insane rapist dad that is trying to keep his secret buried and you stringing along by gaslighting you and repressing memories that, in leu of everything, aren't all that repressed.
by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
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Ham

I would buy a crate of ham, but I can't.
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Ham

A slang term for cat, specifically one who is thicc and chonky.
Person 1: look at that thicc ass ham
Person 2: thats a cat?
Person 1: nah thats a HAM.
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HAM

HAM = stands for Hollie and Sam , a perfect match made in heaven , 2 love birds at heart
Oh they are so Ham
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I've been walking around with a ham sandwich all day!
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Last night she sucked my condom ham soo good bro!
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Penta-ham

A biggby white-lightning with 5(penta) shots of espresso- and a redbull chaser.
Once you’ve had this wombo combo you’ll go ham on anything.
Bro, I’m draggin ass today, I have to go and get a penta-ham if Im gonna make it.
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