Ryan Sribar is somebody who cannot physically brings himself to say “no” and/or cannot show signs of assertiveness because he’s soft. Some people call him a simp because he can be simpy.
Girl: You see that guy over there? I’m going to ask him for a ride.
Girl #2: Oh, that’s Ryan Sribar. He can’t say no because he’s a simp.
Girl #2: Oh, that’s Ryan Sribar. He can’t say no because he’s a simp.
by Ryanisasimp1234 December 10, 2019
Get the Ryan Sribarmug. The sexiest man alive. Has an attractive body, that attracts Jings and women. He eats more than a cow, yet the six pack of a God.
by Ryan Alpers beast September 28, 2011
Get the Ryan Alpersmug. The get into your face coach, that no matter what, will tell you his fucking opinion and not give two shits about what you think. He led the New York Jets to the AFC Championship game his first year as head coach and was able to berth some greatness. He takes after his father quite well, who was the defensive coordinator for the 1985 Chicago Bears, who went 15-1 and won the Superbowl.
Also, Rex Ryan is a little chubby, making his opinions much more dominant and understanding. If he was a slim fellow, he'd be given much more shit, but they know not to fuck with this guy.
Also, Rex Ryan is a little chubby, making his opinions much more dominant and understanding. If he was a slim fellow, he'd be given much more shit, but they know not to fuck with this guy.
by Tokisaurus January 26, 2010
Get the Rex Ryanmug. Brendan, "I have been listening to this guy talk all day about the world seemingly coming to an end. It's driving me up the wall!"
Mike, "Man that guy is so Ryan Doran."
Mike, "Man that guy is so Ryan Doran."
by gibbylax13 October 10, 2011
Get the Ryan Doranmug. Got a friend who's name is Ryan?
Is Ryan gay?
Even if hes not,
He'll always be gay in our hearts
#Ryan is gay
Is Ryan gay?
Even if hes not,
He'll always be gay in our hearts
#Ryan is gay
Huh nice day isnt it Ryan #Ryan is gay.
Man i could use some pizza #Ryan is gay
Fuck man, Ryan sure is weird #Ryan is gay
Man i could use some pizza #Ryan is gay
Fuck man, Ryan sure is weird #Ryan is gay
by Ryans' friend April 9, 2018
Get the #Ryan is gaymug. 
A guy who is half Colombian, half European.
Plays video games, and jacks off to pictures of his best friend Ryan Patrick.
Thinks he's the shit, and isn't. Sucks dick for coke. And is also still in the closet.
Plays video games, and jacks off to pictures of his best friend Ryan Patrick.
Thinks he's the shit, and isn't. Sucks dick for coke. And is also still in the closet.
by Girl in the Mist.... June 7, 2009
Get the Ryan Moseleymug.