I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P

A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"

by QuacksO March 24, 2022

Frustrated eye rubbing emoji

It seems like a crime that this doesn't exist. You know what I mean, right? It's like 😖+🤦+🤏 That's kind of what it would look like.

Hym *Frustrated eye rubbing emoji* *sigh* "Look, I appreciate the effort but I don't even know how I got engaged in this pseudo-dialogue with you. Your sycophants accused me of plagiarism (the vote section got pretty plagiarism-y at least) which I did not like (at all), I punished them with the truth, and you clearly took it personally. Your thing works fine. The desired results was not achieved but that's almost entirely the fault of the liars around me (who don't value human life by the way). I just want to prove that I am not imagining things when people make reference to me. I was right. They are doing the thing I thought they were doing. Where is this 👇

Guy 1-----------------Guy 2
I just want to know where this ☝️ is. It cannot be used. On anyone. I won't allow it. So long as you are trying to use it I will refuse to act. Especially in a positive direction. I will do the opposite. Neutral or negative. That is what doing 👇 this

Guy 1----------Guy 2
Achieves. 100% failure rate. Unless the goal is to create a negative outcome. In which case, 100% success rate. When I'm dead be sure to maximally punish the people responsible."

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022

FIRE BREATHING RUBBER DUCKIES

a group formed oficially in 2020 november 19th but the parent comapny in2015 the best possible group ever. its like F.R.I.E.N.D.S but we have 2 more characters

Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies for life!

by iype February 6, 2023

A bag of rubber bands

when a man brings a bag of rubber bands or silly bands with him on a date with a girl.

me, you, and a bag of rubber bands. sound like a date?

by tristan/joey February 9, 2023

A spaghetti of rubber bands

When 30 or more rubber bands are in one place

In my hand is a spaghetti of rubber bands

by TheTestSubjec0 February 9, 2023

he's made of rubber

Luffy from One Piece

Male Singer: He's made of rubber!
Female Singers: How did dat happen?
YOHOHO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUMGUM

by exploud9000 August 25, 2023

North Walsham Tit Rubber

The North Walsham Tit Rubber rubs her breasts when she says something cringy, if you know a NWTR, you will know well that they are a factory of cringe.
Word of warning, don’t encourage the NWTR to be too cringy as she may start rubbing her great cavernous cunt.

North Walsham Tit Rubber was at it again, she made her friends sick as rubbed are gravity influenced breasts

by J Doughty September 28, 2023