Penis legs

Penis legs are penis legs. That’s it.

Me: penis legs
Person: wtf does that mean?
Me: idfk

by Penislegs69 September 19, 2020

penis bustle

A frilly and/or lacy - often steampunk themed - cock ring designed to help puffout or fill out a codpiece or provide shade.

She thought he was well endowed but when she got him back to her room she found it was all penis bustle.

by that_guy_no_really_that_guy_2 January 25, 2015

penis proposal

when one "pops the question" by exposing his dick with wedding ring on the tip of his pecker.

if answered yes the other must orally remove the ring off the cock.

if answered no the ring must be used to jerk off in front of the other.

Girl 1: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM GETTING MARRIED.
Girl 2: oh my gosh how did he propose

Girl 1: well it was a penis proposal.
Girl 2: a what?
Girl 1: so we were in the car driving home when he all of a sudden whipped his dick out.
Girl 2:.....
Girl 1: but on the end of his GIANT dick was beautiful diamond studded wedding ring, so then i blew him to get the ring off.

by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

Horse Penis

The greatest thing to ever conjoin with my anus. It spread me like an eagle's wings and filled me like a jelly doughnut. When it entered my mouth, it slid down my throat like a slip n' slide and thrusted at the speed of sound. When the horse was done, I looked like a pregnant woman that ate expired mayonnaise. After a few minutes, I decided it was my turn. I angled it just right and pushed back and forth until my mayo filled the horse. Soon after, the horse pushed me down and fucked my asshole until it hit my colon. It was so deep I cried with joy. After the experience of a lifetime, I cried to the feeling of no horse penis. With 1,949 dollar, I bought a 208 foot horse penis dildo, opened the miracle, and went for the horse ride of a lifetime. It made my penis spring with joy and made me go for round two with the horse.

Michael Joseph Lee Gibson Loves Horse penis.

by HorseLover 69 December 2, 2022

Squishy penis

a less aggressive way of saying soft cock

Your mate is a squishy penis

by Ranga696969 May 2, 2019

penis shy

When you are afraid to fuck a bitch because you are self conscious about your weird and/or small penis.

Jeremy had the opportunity to fuck Alyssa, but would because he's penis shy.

by apple3020 August 27, 2016

Penis stress

When you’re constantly stressed because of the small size of your penis.

“Bro what’s up with him he’s always so uptight!”

“Don’t worry about it bro it’s just penis stress.”

by Cocksan November 4, 2018