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Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.
My Muff Potter looks like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.
by kayraw April 6, 2015
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Harry Potter

A series muggle book which a muggle wrote which describes the world that I belongs.

Ok it is a fandom.
Am I supposed to buy Harry Potter's diary which simple describes the world as A History Of Magic?
by OhJeezAMuggle January 2, 2017
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crap platter

an album (in the form of a CD, LP, cassette or download this so totally unlistenable. Its music is utter crap. It ain't worth the time or money. So awful it's tragic that it was ever made. Absolute gar-bahg. Rubbish.
1. U2, Genesis, the Ramones, RUSH, Cheap Trick, Living Colour, Roxy Music, REM,ELO,AC/DC, Midnight Oil, INXS and other bands are unique in that while some of their albums are better than others, none of them have released a bad album. They never put out a crap platter.

2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?

Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 3, 2017
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caden potter

by Steve cable July 12, 2017
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Harry Potter

something my girlfriend and I can never discuss
Harry Potter was given more materials than the other kids thus meaning he had more privileges. That being said that does not mean that his life was necessarily easier than anyone else's.
by Meadowsweet's father July 25, 2017
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heavenly potter

A woman with a perfect body,by nature, designed to attract guys, thighs, hips,breasts, and the most lovely part of all, the Ass. She is sexy and funny, but most importantly a total BITCH.
For heaven's sake, she is so fucking HOT. HEAVENLY POTTER IS SEXY AND A COMPLETE BITCH.
by Amy Teller September 1, 2017
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heavenly potter

ungrateful little brat that only cares about herself she IS a complete bitch and a cunt
by Amy Teller September 1, 2017
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