A Farewell to Pants

A graphic book by Chris MacQueeney. This book mocks a farewell to Arms by Ernst Hemmingway. This book contains graphic scenes and innapropriate material not suitable for children under the age of 17. This book has been rated R for raunchy.

That A Farewell to Pants Book was soo good. I loved that front cover with that nude picture of Chris on it!

A Farewell to Pants by Yowza November 5, 2004

dandy pants 

A person who is associated with the fancy, or often wears really fancy clothing.

"Hey Fred"
"Oh, Hi Mitch"
"Seems as though, you are enjoying your dandy pants"
"Why yes, they are of some fancy"

dandy pants by Chet Overall February 1, 2005

Easy-pants 

A girl who's a backstabber and a rather bad friend who steals their best mates guys. Has hands down the pants of most guys - is an easy slut - giving her the name "easy-pants" - please use.. it's a good term

Girl 1 - "OMG what's that girl doing with her hands down my boyfriends pants"
Girl 2 - "I don't know, she's just an easy-pants"
Girl 1 - "haha too right"

Easy-pants by Jelly_baby January 4, 2008

Tortilla Pants 

A slang substitute that can stand for anything, anywhere, at any time.

Man! Look at that tortilla pants over there!
I wasn't sure what they were doing, but I think it had to do with those tortilla pants.
I wouldn't go near her unless she had some tortilla pants on!
That was a hell of a night, there were so many tortilla pants I can even remember!

Tortilla Pants by Tortilla Pants April 30, 2008

vagina pants

When the fold in the pants near the crotch form a vagina like crease.

Look...Mikey has his vagina pants on again. and boy does his ass look hungry

vagina pants by BBMIKE December 29, 2008

fuzzy pants 

A male youth of common breeding with a deluded fixation of his own importance. Has a confused or weak persona.

Fuzzy pants is boasting again BRAGGING

fuzzy pants by ledlite December 18, 2011

case of the pants 

When one wants to get into another persons pants

"What happened to you and Steve? You two were so cute!"
"He had a case of the pants. I had to dump him"

case of the pants by Alumni September 25, 2005