Email Muscles

false bravado
When someone becomes "tough" and "combative" in an email, but never in person, or on the phone. A false show of digital power and might. A manifestation of their own sense of righteous indignation.

Email Muscles
Ninja 1 in an email format: "I asked you for that report last week you never responded, I'm losing confidence in you and your firm & will take my business else where."

Ninja 1 in a phone conversation: "Hey buddy, I know you have been busy, any chance of getting that report any time this week? No rush!"

by paranoidrain June 27, 2011

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fishing muscles

another name for your obliques (and often occasionally your forearm muscles)

josh: Dude, Quinn, nice fishing muscles. Been hitting the gym?

Quinn: kinda...

by gotfan November 14, 2011

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go muscle

the high stamina dense type of muscle one gets from working an intense physical job

After working on the Edmonton-Fort MacMurray rail line for a summer, Darrell was all go muscle.

by Nostradamus Bear March 16, 2012

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butter muscle

A penis incapable of achieving erection due to the over consumption of alcohol and/or meat (ribs).

"Hey dude did you score with Sally last night?"
"Nah bro, I got the butter muscle"

by KCMOMAN September 24, 2012

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Net Muncher

A person that consumes large amounts of internet without paying for it.

Wendy: My internet just renewed and 2 gigabytes are already gone!

Michael: It was Jacob downloading game mods.

Jacob: It wasn't me!'

Wendy:Your such a......Net Muncher!

by Truthman445 May 11, 2013

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