Gator Mountains 

The bulges portruding from an athletic coach's pants. On special occasions, the bulges are numerous and very noticeable.

Coach Jones' Gator Mountains looked like a giant camel toe.

Gator Mountains by HamptonT July 3, 2006

mountaineers 

Mascot of the amazing, history making Appalachian State University football team from Boone, North Carolina.

Important to note, "Appalachian" pronounced "app-uh-latch-un." Failure to properly pronounce the Mountaineers hometown will likely result in an ass kicking from said Mountaineers. And you do NOT want an ass kicking from a Mountaineer.

So, wait, which team won three consecutive national championships and beat Michigan in a season opener?

Cmon man, you know it was them Mountaineers!

mountaineers by proud app alumn January 12, 2008

Mountaineous 

Like Mountainous, only cooler.

I enjoy the mountaneous landscape of the Himalayas.

Mountaineous by Laura December 3, 2004

Mounting Dew 

The mix of lube and fluids that results from wet, sloppy sex.

She got so wet, I'm all sticky from the mounting dew.

Let's go take a shower and clean off some of this mounting dew.

Mounting Dew by Miss Spellr August 28, 2011

speed mountains

The overly large speed bumps. Affects lowered cars by scraping the their whole under carriage out mostly but have been known to catch some un-modded cars.

I cant drive my car into your apartments cause they have speed mountains and Im not trying to scrape my shizzle

speed mountains by Ya Fahva November 5, 2006

Whale Mounting

When an extremely obese person is being fucked by a regular sized person.

WHALE MOUNTING

Whale Mounting by Baby Baloooogaa January 31, 2009

muffin top mountaineer 

there is two different kinds of muffin top mountaineers, vanilla and chocolate.

vanilla muffin top mountaineers are white men that cannot find/ or get any skinny or in shape women so they fall to the bottom of the food chain to obese, fat women.

chocolate muffin top mountaineers are men, mostly of african american decent who embark on adventures to find fat white girls to claim and conquer. Occasionally black girls. mostly white girls because thats what the chocolate muffin top mountaineers crave.

Dude check out colin, he's totally hitting on that fat bitch with grease stains on her shirt, what a vanilla muffin top mountaineer.

Yo nigga check out tyron, he's totally slappin his meat on that pasty fat hoe, lookin all like Buddha's sista watta chocolate muffin top mountaineer.

muffin top mountaineer by thefatbitchslayer February 18, 2011