Life ache 

The feeling when all of life is stressful and pressuring you

Between the car accident and getting laid off, I have such a life ache.

Life ache by Shidara July 18, 2019

Life Condom 

A manner of living in which your sole goal is to endure as long as possible.

Synonyms: "Those goddamn Orientals"

Take off your Life Condom and get in!

Life Condom by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

life bill 

A type of bill that you have to pay every 2 to 3 years in order for you to continue your life span when you're in your 100's.

Sir, you have to pay your life bill otherwise your life will expire.

You're 100 congrats! Unfortunately, you have to start paying your life bills in order to live longer.

life bill by Rqptorade October 30, 2019

Life roulette 

Someone who plays Russian roulette with everybody else's lives is playing life roulette

Lindsay played life roulette with other peoples lives until people started ending up dead, in a jail cell, or with irreparable damage done to their lives, families, homes, and so on.

Life roulette by Solid Mantis December 30, 2019

life, the universe and everything 

42

how was i supposed to know that the f*cking answer of life, the universe and everything was 42. then what's the f*cking question

life, the universe and everything by BuggedBeatle998 June 16, 2020

Life diet 

A euphemism for looking positively at coming adversity especially when one is surrounded by challenges and wins are few and far between.

When we thrive the sweetness and savory nature of life lead to over-indulgence. Which soften us up. Therefore a great way to approach tailwinds and setbacks is to see them as a life diet something that gets us back into fighting shape.

Please note this term should never be used flippantly to refer to more serious life challenges.

2020 has been rough, I guess it’s time for a life diet. Not seeing my friends? Yeah that’s the broccoli. Being stuck in the house? Yup that’s the peas... ahh life diet.

Life diet by Echobase August 14, 2020

Life Jetlag 

You're taking time adjusting to a different lifestyle instead of adjusting to a different timezone.

Jimmy: Bro you okay? You look like you're dying.
Timmy: Yeah man, I'll be fine, just got some mad life jetlag right now, y'feel?

Life Jetlag by .Wonton Fighter. October 26, 2020