lobsterly

A look/feeling of internal disbelief and dumbfoundedness at the sheer stupidity of another person. Specifically used when one twists your words or actions to make you appear like a bad person

Jordan P: "Based on a multi variable study, women earn less by choice"
TV Interviewer: "So you are saying... Women get assaulted by choice."
Jordan Peterson: *Staring Lobsterly*

by Tlomz June 8, 2018

Lobotomy

a sexual act where one person injects ketamine into the others genitals.

rendering it unable to ejaculate or feel touch, it destroys all nerves inside.

Kevin gave Carl a lobotomy yesterday! I wonder how painful it was.

by pseud- April 28, 2023

LoSt CuaZe

The top EMCEE at Verdugo Hills High rocks the small ghetto town of Tujunga.
aka as jonny

YO LoSt CuaZe Flipped!
U c LoSt CuaZe skeet on that skeeza.
your the fuckin man LoSt CuaZe!

by LoSt CuaZe June 17, 2004

The story of how I lost my V-card

I was a freshman and she was a senior and I had the hugest crush on her, her name was Stella, she had the nicest tits and beautiful fat ass and her face was like an angel, there was a party the following weekend and I heard she just broke up with her boyfriend and she was gonna be there! So I decided I was gonna sneak in and find her, I go there about an hour later she was drunk as fuck, and I thought this is my chance, so after a few minutes I convinced the drunk girl to go upstairs and she said what are we gonna do and I said “I’m gonna fuck you so hard” she said while she was drunk not able to control her actions “fuck my tight little pussy” and I grabbed her tits and I was so hard and she started kissing me, I lowered my hands and started squeezing her ass and she said I want your cum in my mouth and she started sucking, fast then slow, fast then slow, then she deepthroated the whole thing and I felt it and I said “oh fuck yesss” and I cummed in her mouth and she swallowed. Then she said ok we’re done here and I thought wait she’s drunk she won’t remember what happens so I get infront of her and push her back on the bed rip her shirt off and before she could do anything to stop her I was balls deep inside her pussy and I was grabbing her tits I made her my bitch that night! Then I felt it again, I was gonna cum for a second time, and I did and it occurred to me that I wasn’t wearing a condom, and that’s how I got an 18 year old pregnant when I was 14

The story of how I lost my V-card was the best moment of my life

by 🤩starboy April 22, 2019

lolsters

A version of lol. Like lols, the -sters part has no meaning and doesn`t count as part of the abbreviation.

Bob: I ate a monkey for breakfat today.
Kim: Lolsters
Bob: Breakfast*. Wtf does "lolsters" mean?
Kim: Iono
Bob: -.- Immature

by Jodi F. June 24, 2007

i lost..

when you thought you were gonna win but you ended up looking like a clown, you HAVE to say this

me: YEO I cracked him, HE'S 1 SHOT, I'M GOING IN
*dies 3 seconds later*

me: i lost..

by darksnowy October 9, 2020

lost in the sauce

When someone knows to much sauc and is on the verge of exploding ultimately exposing all of the sauc. Also can be used when someone gets their sauc intertwined or if someone is clueless, delirious, stupid or doesn't know what they are doing.

"What was brittany doing last night?"
"I don't know man, I guess she was lost in the sauce."

"Oh my god! Mr.Fina was lost in the sauce during math today."

"Bethany keeps mixing up her stories, ugh she must be lost in the sauce"

by Saucysauc69 February 13, 2019