Big Sam Captain Man

Often used to describe some boady like a sexual godess

"Did you see that girl see was a Big Sam Captain Man"

by Big John Rambo March 8, 2008

captain kirk

the act of inserting 2 fingers into the vagina and 2 fingers into the anus. also known as the spock or 2 in the pink 2 in the stink.

let me introduce you to captain kirk

by r. o'conner November 30, 2007

Captain Sensible

Someone who doesn't like the mainstream, an individual who goes against the social norm.

"I don't like the Beatles or Elvis. I'm a right Captain Sensible, me!"

by Mr Ben August 2, 2006

CaptainMC

Leader of the Mythril Crisis Clan. Co-Founded the clan with ShatteredMagi and Anidrin. Ventured to Kettemoor, Vana'diel, and Azeroth.

The Leader and Co-Founder of Mythril Crisis is CaptainMC.

by Caydiem January 24, 2005

Captain Smackaho

The ultimate guy. He's THE MAN. The FUN guy everyone loves to be around. The girls love em and the guys hate em...oh yeah and he's got a boat bitch!!

That Captain Smackaho has such a HUGE boat!

by Ballin Bitchez June 17, 2010

Captain Fucky

The leader of a group of douchbags, usually the guy that signals and talks the loudst in a group of Ed hardy wearing white sunglasses with spiked hair stack of douchebags, generally named steve, Youll be able to smell his douche from 5 miles away

Look at captain fucky and his shit clowns

by Mr.happu August 3, 2011

Captain Quil

A shot of captain Morgan mixed with a shot of nyquil. A drink often used to get girls to pass out.

"Dude how did you get with that babe last night?"
"Gave that bitch some captain quill"
"Oh true"

by Captain Quench September 23, 2011