Shower cap

Shower cap

1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.

2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.

Karen: "Hey bab..*drunken puke burp* wadda slaaay you shower cap me ova by da juke box?"

by Intertubes9000 May 1, 2020

Capping

The art of lightly punching your friend(or a stranger) in the knees if they are exposed due to ripped apparel. Subsequent to this, you must exclaim get capped.

After capping Justin, Daniel yelled “get capped!”

by CappyTheNotHat May 8, 2020

Cap

Talking bullshit

You talking shit

You lying woe, you cap

by G.T Dior May 10, 2020

tap cap

A tap cap is when you take a small shot off the cap of the bottle you are drinking out of

Tyler just took a tap cap, want one?

by H baby May 24, 2020

Cap

To falsify or be misleading on a topic or subject
-Brock Weidman

Tom: “Dude that Alligator was 10,000 pounds”
Brock: “That’s not true, that’s cap!”

by capcreator February 11, 2020

Cap

When you lying about something that happened.

Guy 1: Yo i just got into a fight you they was Wilding

Guy 2: My nigga That's cap

by NeGah February 17, 2020

No cap

It's like saying no lie or no joke but sounds better

I just did a backflip no cap

by Idekwhatimdoingatthispoint February 23, 2020