Boner Extinguisher

The ugly girl you stare at to get rid of a boner.

"Damn, just looking at that boner extinguisher made me soft."

"Man, that girls a total boner extinguisher."

by Supabetch September 6, 2013

cloner boner

The act of recreating the same boner from looking at the same pornagraphic sources

I only had a magazine so for a week I had to have a cloner boner

by Philbeick17 September 22, 2013

Boner mixer

A person who often mixes the f-word with other words any where in word or sentence to create new words/sentence of epic laugh.

absofuckinglutely instead of absolutely.

"shut the fuck up" instead of shut up.

Tim: Rebecca black sings so bad.
Trent: absofuckinglutely !!
Rebecca: Haters gonna hate boner mixer gonna mix...

by mark.robins210 July 24, 2012

Boner Dispenser

A person, usually female, that causes a males penis to become erect very quickly

amy is a boner dispenser.... ;p

by TheAlmightyBonerDispenser July 28, 2011

win boner

Having a powerful erection upon succeeding in something one passionately wants to.

After I beat my roomate in a thrilling triple overtime game of madden, I experienced quite a throbbing and persistent win boner.

by #winn November 3, 2011

boner point

To say something that makes people incredibly excited

After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after party. Everybody started going nuts

by A-FERRRRR October 4, 2011

fear boner

noun
\'fir 'bo-nər\

An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ

When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you

Why is Ronnie spending so much time in the bathroom, Dude?
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.

I get savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!

by Immortallight1974 October 29, 2023