A mental defect caused by listening to too many comedy podcasts. Symptoms include social anxiety caused by being alone too often, a complete lack of self awareness which leads to projecting all uncomfortable feelings onto others who the holders deems inferior to themselves, illiteracy, and detachment from reality. It must also be noted that the people who have Austintism mistake cruelty for humor. They claim to love jokes, but have never made anyone laugh. It is believed to have originated in Austin, Texas at the Comedy Mothership.
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A guy who’s always on your squad but never actually there when it counts. Known for disappearing the second you go down in Warzone — usually looting three buildings over or “rotating” for no reason while you’re bleeding out.
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A guy who’s always on your squad but never actually there when it counts. Known for disappearing the second you go down in Warzone — usually looting three buildings over or “rotating” for no reason while you’re bleeding out.
“Bro, where’s Austin? I need a revive!”
“He’s halfway across the map opening a supply crate. Classic Austin.”
“He’s halfway across the map opening a supply crate. Classic Austin.”
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“Dude, I Austinuinely need to get my ice cream before they close the shop.”
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Person A: You suck brah ! We owe those dudes a buck a point and we just lost by 15.
Person B: We'll at least I didn't open the game with a Phi Austin.
Person B: We'll at least I didn't open the game with a Phi Austin.
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