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A fruity, ginger-flavored soft drink/pop popular in the Upper South that has a high amount of caffeine and a distinctive flavor. It is considered a ginger ale. Manufactured in Winchester, Kentucky, Ale-8-1 got its name as the result of a contest in the 1920s and refers to "a late one," as in those days many people drank a soft drink at night before bed to settle their stomachs. Also featured in the Cameron Crow 2005 film, Elizabethtown. Available through the company store but only sold in the Upper South in stores.
"I couldn't get any Diet Ale-8-1 in Dayton, so I had to drive an hour to Kentucky to buy some. They only have the full-sugar version in Dayton (Ohio)."
Ale-8-1 by Marthakay December 14, 2005
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2 girls 1 cup syndrome 

A similar syndrome to Vietnam Syndrome, it occurs in those who have watched the viral video 2 girls 1 cup and cannot look at a piece of shit without having a flashback to the video. It is a branch of the much larger Viral video syndrome which includes BME Pain Olympics Syndrome and 2 Girls 1 Finger syndrome.

Thing 1: Dude, where's Grandma?
Thing 2: She was in the Bathroom and then started yelling at me "What's wrong with you? OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHH".
Thing 1: That's pretty weird.
Thing 2: Hey give her a break she has 2 girls 1 cup syndrome

Stargate SG-1

Stargate SG-1 is the longest running science fiction show ever. It has just started its 10th season on Sci-fi. The sg-1 team consists of Amanda Tapping as Lt. Col. Samantha Carter,PHD., Michael Shanks as Dr. Daniel Jackson, and Douglas Christopher Judge as the Jaffa rebel Teal'c and untill season 8 Maj. Gen. jonathan "Jack" O'Neill played by Richard Dean Anderson and was replaced by Ben Browder as Lt. Col. Cameron Mitchell,. The show revolves around a large ring divice called a stargate. The gate is made of a eliment called Naquadah. the stargate can bring people and things to any number of far away worlds.
stargate SG-1 comes on every friday on the sci-fi chanel at 8:00 central time
Stargate SG-1 by Sean M. H. July 24, 2006
18-1 is probably one of the most embarrassing records to have in football history. It may be thought that winning 18 games and only losing 1 is a good thing, but when that last game is at the super bowl to a wild card team, it is nothing to brag about.
The patriots went into the super bowl with an 18-0 record. After getting spanked by the giants they went 18-1 and went from "unbeatable" and "perfection" to "embarrassed".
18-1 by bLiTcH February 4, 2008

SHITCON 1 

The severe, burning urge to shit your pants, usually an individual at SHITCON 1 breaks into a cold sweat and has severe anxiety. May be preceded by an expulsion of hot flatus (fart), which often causes the seepage of stool. Often occurs in traffic; during exams; in long lines for one toilet; after spicy food; and at filthy, festering, God-awful toilets which require one to suspend oneself over the toilet, despite the risk of shitting all over your pants. Also, a common phenomenon in babies when you are out and forget to bring extra diapers. These times are especially bad when you have eaten the same thing as your child and hit SHITCON 1 yourself!
1. While taking my final exams, I developed severe cramping abdominal pain, sweating, and anxiety when I hit SHITCON 1. I had to run out of the room, identifying myself as the one who let a hot, juicy fart loose. 2. "SHITCON 1 has been reached, please clear out of the public restroom, while I scream in pain, as a liter of hot liquid stool explodes from my ass."
SHITCON 1 by I'm Intense August 5, 2008

rate 1-10 

BMS-PERFECT
10-Gorgeous

9-Hot
8-Pretty
7-Cute
6-Not bad
5-Average
4-could be better
3-oh honey just use makeup

2-umm

1-EWWWWWWW
"On a scale of rate 1-10 he's a solid 9."
rate 1-10 by Savs306 December 8, 2016
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