Suck My Cock

Those 3 special words every girl longs to hear

"You know i love you, you don't need to hear it again. Now Suck my cock"

by Ze 1 September 22, 2005

suck down chocolate

To suck a black dick.

"Even yo' daddy knows that you been suckin' down chocolate like Daddy-O's!" -Ludacris

Smartass: "Hey guys, let's have a Hershey's Syrup chugging contest!"
Dumbass: "OK, but y'all are going down. I can suck down chocolate like no other!"
...long, awkward silence...
Smartass: "So, um, how 'bout them Yankees?"

by Nick D May 22, 2003

go suck an egg

a nice way to tell someone to go soak your head, go shed some skin, get lost, get bent, and well, you know what I mean.

Scalper: I got U2 tickets at $800 - $900 a pop!

Curt: Go suck an egg!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008

Suck you off

When a girl wants to suck a guys duck

I want to suck you off

by Lil thiqqi February 1, 2019

Suck My Luigi

Unwillingly sucking someone's fart via their asshole.

I really made that team suck my luigi in call of duty.

by Suck_My_Luigi May 9, 2011

suck my toes

A phrase given to those who aren't worth "Suck my ass" or "suck my dick"

Liz you can "suck my toes"
"shut up Jacob" as she runs away

by gayboy squarepants June 6, 2018

Suck a Dick Wednesday

A term coined by the uber popular podcast - Keith and the Girl. Refering to when a fan of their show wears one of their t-shirts on Wednesday, they are supposed to get a blow job from friends or strangers.

Hey what day is it?

Well it is Suck a Dick Wednesday, hey is that a Keith and the Girl shirt you are wearing?

Yes it is!!!

by Rob Walch September 10, 2008