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Chocolate Clam Surprise

When a woman has wiped her ass from the front, leaving fecal matters inside her vagina and then pushes it out while someone goes down on her.
"Man, last night I got such a Chocolate Clam Surprise, I vomited all over the chicks belly."
by TankTopTitties December 17, 2012
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The Slovakian Surprise

When your dick is stretched beyond belief pulling out the extra 5 inches inside of you to bring your erect penis to your anus where it is then inserted by your spouse
Im hurting man fucking Jessica gave me the Slovakian Surprise last night never had better sex
by Jo Jo Da TRO TRO January 6, 2021
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Reverse Tuxedo Surprise

The art of shitting in a partners mouth, upon which the partner French kisses the shit back into your mouth. The most important factor in which you both are wearing tuxedos. Similar to the art of the reverse snowball.
My friend Christian had a great time at prom last night, I heard his friend gave him the The Reverse Tuxedo Surprise, What a shithead!
by KINGBACHLOVER69 May 3, 2022
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They're so stupid, I'm surprised they found their way out of the womb.
They're so stupid, I'm surprised they found their way out of the womb.
by FeedyMcFeederson November 16, 2021
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Surprise Dragon

The act of karate-chopping a woman in order to make her spit out cum. When a girl has male ejaculate in her mouth, the man will unexpectedly karate chop the female's throat, thus producing a reaction that has as a final product a dragon-like projectile of male ejaculate.
Yo dude! Yesterday Kristen gave me a blowjob and just as she was swallowing my pimp juice, I karate-chopped her and made a Surprise Dragon.
by Surprise Cockface December 14, 2008
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surprise lemur in a box

A person of small stature with ninjaesque abilities.
"You be like a surprise lemur in a box gurl! I did not even see ya!"
by Alexander Axel Axline February 23, 2009
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egyptian surprise

tamer just gave me the egyptian surprise! I don't get it.
It's a religious thing.
by sheraz October 27, 2007
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