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Sexy val 

A girl who has a tendency to suck a mans penis while putting very large things in her ass like broom handles or tree branches. She also enjoys having a man urinate in a condom, have him freeze it and then she eats it like a popsicle while he fucks her and éjaculantes in her nose.
I overheard someone say they enjoy the sexy val
Sexy val by Paeeudonym September 19, 2017
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Sexy mamba 

Noun. Refers to a tall, slender, and attractive individual
Sexy mamba by Freeking49 December 4, 2017

Sexy Guru 

Teaches people the way to become sexy. Usually a YouTuber or an instagramer.
Did you watch the Sexy Guru's new video?
Sexy Guru by Plazmic_Golem January 14, 2018

sexy pancake

Someone that is sooo sexy that you will put their face on a pancke
Man he is a sexy pancake

sexy jumanji 

The biggest college orgy you could ever imagine. Everyone on the history of the planet should participate in a sexy jumanji at least once in their lifetime.
Person knocking on college dorm room: What the f*ck is going on in there?
People inside the room in harmony: Hold on a second we’re in the middle of a sexy jumanji!
Person outside: Damn it! I knew I should’ve gotten here sooner

sexy racism

Stereotypes that one may find alluring and attractive sexually.
Buster: You really like Jewish people, huh?
Scooter: Yeah, I just want to find a nice Jewish lover. I can understand how that is problematic and it can be argued that i's racist.
Buster: Yeah, but it's sexy racism.
sexy racism by ScottsMcgee May 16, 2018

Sexy Buffalo Wings 

Buffalo wings that are so spicy that it gives you a boner.
Tim: Wow, those buffalo wings were hot!
John: Yeah. I think they were sexy buffalo wings.
*Tim and John immediately get a 7 inch boner*