Derived from the popular childrens movie/board game, jumanji refers to an inescapable, often psychotic female presence set out to trap you for life into her deep, scary, psycho-jungle, as seen in one of the opening scenes of the movie.
by thelittleking April 09, 2010
Having the condition of unkempt or extremely overgrown pubic hair.
As when used in the phrase "Jumanji Jungle Bush"
Also, a shit movie staring Robin Williams.
As when used in the phrase "Jumanji Jungle Bush"
Also, a shit movie staring Robin Williams.
I was going to go down on her, but she had such Jumanji, that I was afraid I would find crabs with spears and tom-tom drums!!
by Vinceums March 06, 2004
when several males attempt an albino rhino on one unsuspecting female. The one who succeeds gets to be called Robin Williams until the next jumanji attempt.
"Man, my dick is so sore from last night's jumanji."
"Yeah, you got it rough. It was all good for me though"
"Shut up Robin Williams"
"Yeah, you got it rough. It was all good for me though"
"Shut up Robin Williams"
by awalzer December 15, 2007
Used to describe something freakishly large or overgrown or to describe an extreme case of something.
My friend is suffering with a case of jumanji crabs. (particularly ferrocious case of pubic lice)
That cat's jumanji. (Unusually large cat)
Her breasts are jumanji.
I couldn't eat all that meal, it was jumanji. (best used after an all you can eat etc)
He's got jumanji feet. (ridiculously big feet)
Have you seen the size of that? it's jumanjified (Much bigger than usual)
That cat's jumanji. (Unusually large cat)
Her breasts are jumanji.
I couldn't eat all that meal, it was jumanji. (best used after an all you can eat etc)
He's got jumanji feet. (ridiculously big feet)
Have you seen the size of that? it's jumanjified (Much bigger than usual)
by El Turk December 12, 2007
Jumanji is a sick game played by people with a lot of time on their hands. The aim of the game is to deposit a fecal suprise in the opposing players bed and then when they lay in it one must call out "Jumanji" - this can also lead to a game of shit slinger but thats another story.
As the the victim slid into his bed, totally oblivious to the attackers watching his every move. Everyone jumped out and yelled "Jumanji".
by STALEFISH April 17, 2005
by Mister Ignorant May 13, 2004
A beer drinking lifestyle, not a game. When you join Jumanji, you join a group of party-goers who will only drink beer from their non-dominant hand. If a group member sees someone (that can possibly be in Jumanji) drink with their dominant hand, they should yell "Jumanji." When called out that person has to finish that entire beverage on the spot.
Some side rules:
Like I said before it's a lifestyle not a game, you cannot turn it on and off.
There are no "put it on my tab", or "I'll do it laters."
When the can/bottle touches their lips it's fair game.
If you are not in the club you cannot call Jumanji on other people.
If you decide to leave the club for whatever reason you will be branded a huge pussy.
Possible local rule:
Jumanji rebound- If the person you call out for example is left handed and you think he is right handed and he is drinking with his non-dominant hand, he can call you out and tell you to finish your beer.
If you do not follow the rules of Jumanji, you should have never joined the group in the first place.
Some side rules:
Like I said before it's a lifestyle not a game, you cannot turn it on and off.
There are no "put it on my tab", or "I'll do it laters."
When the can/bottle touches their lips it's fair game.
If you are not in the club you cannot call Jumanji on other people.
If you decide to leave the club for whatever reason you will be branded a huge pussy.
Possible local rule:
Jumanji rebound- If the person you call out for example is left handed and you think he is right handed and he is drinking with his non-dominant hand, he can call you out and tell you to finish your beer.
If you do not follow the rules of Jumanji, you should have never joined the group in the first place.
Wow, Jim is so wasted, "look he's about to drink with his right hand. JUMANJI Jim!" Jim laughs and finishes his beer.
by Brown Bear 21 October 09, 2011