Definitions by Pombearswillie

sexy jumanji 

The biggest college orgy you could ever imagine. Everyone on the history of the planet should participate in a sexy jumanji at least once in their lifetime.

Person knocking on college dorm room: What the f*ck is going on in there?
People inside the room in harmony: Hold on a second we’re in the middle of a sexy jumanji!
Person outside: Damn it! I knew I should’ve gotten here sooner

sexy jumanji by Pombearswillie May 15, 2018

Pom bear 

A man who is a total boss. This is a man who really knows how to shoot a basketball and also knows how to hunt down large animals.

Person 1: You see that guy over there?

Person 2: Ya why?

Person 1: He is a total Pom bear.

Pom bear by Pombearswillie July 17, 2016