"Hans Peter" is a vaginal condition. It can be found in a range of different countries where it grows and thrives. It has a fishy smell and is usually a series of fish-like scales growing inside the vaginal cavity. The condition is often seen in big black African women, and it can be transmitted by air.
Oh girl, smells like u have got some seeeerious Hans Peter going on down there, you should go have it checked.
by Biggie wiggie May 20, 2019

Male equivalent to a Karen. He is white, entitled, and gets angry at management dismissing his wife Karen. Peter can be seen wearing cargo shorts and Dad bod. Peter at time has facial hair to distract from his receding hair line or double chins. Plus he peaked as an athlete in high school, and still thinks that is relevant. He is an expert on everything, and gets loud when not getting his way. Sometimes you will see a "Pack of Peter's" at a sports bar, wearing Ray Ban sunglasses or carrying Karen's purse.
by Jewelredcoat May 25, 2020

"man my bitch didn't let me fuck for a week, so by the time the dumb cunt was ready I had to fuck a bitch up and peter park that ho."
by shlempta schmenta April 24, 2010

Someone who has the mental potential to be a Chad but lacks crucial physical attributes. Is such a beta that 2 year olds show dominance over him.
by Anonymous_2004 October 3, 2020

Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.
He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...
He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...
by peperuda July 13, 2017

by Supersampson February 12, 2020

by LilChunky February 14, 2024
