Peter Parker

a smol bean, the definition of deserved better. he's a snack, hes a cinnamon bun and he could kill you with his puppy dog eyes.

amen hes the child we all have without knowing. PROTECT AT ALL COST.

i larb him

person 1: did you see that guy over there. omg hes so cute
person 2: omg for sure a peter parker
person 1: what no. nobody deserves that titel. theres only one Peter Parker uwu

by tOmhOlLanD owns my <3 January 25, 2020

Peter Parker

also known as big man tommyinnit

“i’m just like him really, i’m peter parker!”-tommyinnit

by heyitsthorn February 9, 2021

hello Peter welcome to fortnite

What joe Biden said when he met Peter Griffin for the first time

Joe Biden: Hello Peter welcome to fortnite

by I'm bored so I wrote that November 11, 2022

Jens-Peter

Jens-Peter's are basically born from unwanted erections.

Heroin Addicted Stripper: Did you cum?

Man: Yup. Name the thing Jens-Peter...

by CumUnloader86 December 11, 2021

Peter

A extremely annoying person who cant stop being a bitch. Every peter is retarted. Usually are homosexual and think there funny but not

Adam: Look at that little bitch who thinks he's funny over there

Jake: I know he is such a peter

by Obama's Last name May 7, 2020

Peter

Usually a good person. Only has three moods: happy, spaz and depressed. They normally listen to depressing music and they ALWAYS STINK like shit.

“ what’s that smell? oh, it must be peter”

by 123ssslll November 17, 2021

Abigail Peter

Fat mutt of a bxtch wanna mind her own fkn business cheh Belly hanging over pussy now go find a job ya cock crazy mole.

#lowlifepieceofshit

Person1: Aye stupid mole can’t even get a job
Person2: Who u talkin bout der?
Person 1: Aye that Abigail Peter mole rat

Person 2: Who dat?
Person 1: That’s that fat mutt of a bxtch who wanna mind her own business cheh belly hanging over pussy now aye. She a cock crazy mole
Person 2: Is that the one that go to that Catholic devil worshipping school there in Cairns?
Person 1: Wah Wah bro Saint Monica’s

Person 2: oh okay bro. Yawor
Person 1: Yawor bro

by Me_thatcherjoe September 26, 2018