man the dolphin 

1. The simple act of masturbation

2. Masturbation performed underwater or where there may be large amounts of water, ex: an aquarium

"Sorry dude, I can't play ball right now. I have a serious urge to man the dolphin."

"Greg, look! Skeeter's manning the dolphin!"

man the dolphin by MunkySantaKlaus September 14, 2009

Man Joke

A joke that is strictly for the eyes and/or ears of the male gender. Usually referring about something extremely sexual, or outlandishly disgusting.

A prime man Joke would take place in a locker room, or a man cave and might sound like, "Girls in pornos... Are just better."

Man Joke by Larrold Shlokov Johanssen February 18, 2010

man-driff 

When a man busts a huge load into a woman's hair after receiving oral sex, and not telling her about it. After it dries in her hair and scratches it, it flakes off, causing "man-driff."

Caiti had some terrible man-driff after prom with Chritian, Saturday night.

man-driff by marvo1212 April 16, 2010

man liner 

eye liner used by men

rockstars use man liner

man liner by gwvest May 1, 2010

Man Flu Season 

The time of year where man flu starts to set in and spread from one man to another. Usually quite late or early in the year, around winter time.

Dave: Best be on your guard mate.
Billy: Why?
Dave: It's man flu season, don't want to catch it do you?
Billy: Hell no!!

Man Flu Season by Stotty146 October 6, 2010

Man Taters 

Male boobs, usually meant to represent larger men that have boobs that are similar to what could be found on a female.

Look at the man taters on that guy!

Man Taters by methodtsi December 28, 2010

man rack

A complimentary term used to describe a man's notable pectoral muscles.

Masculine form of rack.

Antonyms: man boobs, man tits

Did you see that Abercrombie model's man rack? He clearly knows some great chest exercises.

man rack by jeremiahlee March 21, 2011