i have the screenshots

when you are explaining some serious tea and you have proof

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i have the screenshots

i have the screenshots by k_19@rosebud September 23, 2018

I Raff I Ruse 

A common meme found on image boards such as 4chan. The term is usually depicted in a picture of an asian man with glasses stating "Wuts dat? I raff i ruse?" In Japanese, the "r's" and "l's" are interchangeable consonants when spoken. It is a play on a common meme "You laugh you lose" in a various image board to which 2 rules I shall not break. Most laugh you lose threads link to a youtube video of something utterly retarded.

Anonymous: ITT: You laugh you lose.

Anonyfag: Fuck, i lost...

Anonyfag 2: Wuts dat? I raff i ruse?

I Raff I Ruse by Viralklasm May 19, 2009

i don't like mondays 

1. The answer Brenda Ann Spencer gave after she shot several people in a highschool in '79
2. Bob Geldof and his band the Boomtown Rats made a song about it

2. Tell me why ? I don't like Mondays. Tell me why ? I don't like Mondayyys

i don't like mondays by I am the sexiest man in April 25, 2007

i’m doing you

Having sex with you

I’m doing you tonight

i’m doing you by New ham January 1, 2019

I Am Legend

An awesome book about a disease that turns all but one man into blood-thirsty vampires, which was adapted into the movie format three times, with varying success. The adaptations range from good (I Am Legend), to average (The Last Man on Earth) to just plain terrible (The Omega Man). Except for The Last Man on Earth, the movies do not follow the plot of the book at all.

It is also the last words spoken by the main character in the book.

"Full circle. A new terror born in death. A new superstition entering the unassailable fortress of forever. I Am Legend"

I Am Legend by DeadCell90 May 5, 2009

I can't seewee 

When an insect flies into the mouth of a black reporter while he tries to talk to the camera, he's gonna fear dying in this fucking country-ass fucked-up town and wants to get the fuck out this country, motherfucker. He also can't seewee.

Shit. I'm dyin in this fucking country-ass fucked-up town. Shit flyin in my mouth. What the fuck. I can't see palla. Let's get the fuck out this country, motherfucker. I can't seewee.

I can't seewee by bumarse November 4, 2009

I can't even

Used on blogging sites, mostly Tumblr, is an expression that denotes so many emotional responses that the user can’t even comprehend what has been said or seen.

I literally cannot even..
I can't even..
I am unable to even..
I have lost my ability to even..
I am so unable to even..

I can't even by Tumblahblogger November 21, 2012