year round cold

When a guy masturbates so much he always needs a box of kleenexes in his room.

"You know that guy Eric?"
"Don't hang with him man, he's got a year round cold."

year round cold by JACK April 8, 2005

My heart is cold 

My moves are bold (balls)
Never get old (balls)
I save the world (ball)

Bro did you hear Putin singing my heart is cold

My heart is cold by Sharty fart April 29, 2023

butt ass cold 

The coldest of cold. Colder than butt ass freezing.When you walk outside and you want to cry from the wind and cold temperatures.

Do I have to walk the dog? It's butt ass cold out there.

butt ass cold by Zildjian01 June 21, 2006

ICE COLD! 

It whats cooler than being cool.

andre 3000: Alright now fellas
fellas: YEAH?
andre 3000: Whats cooler than bein' cool?
fellas: ICE COLD!
andre 3000: I cant hear ya, I said, whats cooler than bein cool?
fellas: ICE COLD!!!

ICE COLD! by Miyuk P June 11, 2006

titty ass cold 

When it is so cold outside you feel like your tits are going to freeze off because its as cold and an Eskimo's ass taking a shit in a snowstorm.

Dang it's titty ass cold out here! It must be like 30 degrees below freezing!

titty ass cold by moozer55 May 28, 2010

Beat it till it's cold

When you masturbate so long in the shower that the water turns cold

- Did u finish yet?
- Now I am, I like to beat it till it's cold

Beat it till it's cold by DryBass69 December 13, 2016

stone cold stunner 

You kick someone in the gut, then you turn around, sit down, and slam someone's face onto your shoulder. Used by Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Stone Cold Steve Austin hits the Stone Cold Stunner!

stone cold stunner by ChoujinkiMetalder March 31, 2005