The Cajun Clam is a sexually transmitted infection that is commonly spread around the New Orleans and Panama City
Beach region, where it thrives
deep in the snatches of low class hookers. The Clam spreads rampantly during the weeks of
college spring breaks when it's most acceptable for college kids to throw all shame and dignity out the window for a week. The Cajun Clam has other street names depending on the region such as the CC or the Dirty Steamer.
Symptoms include:
A burning sensation while and/or after urinating
Dark red discoloration around infected area
Persisting odor
May experience
cold ears due to restricted blood
flowNot receiving immediate medical attention can result in severe intestinal (including sphincter) ulcers
If treated properly, the effects of Cajun clam can be completely reversed.
"Hey man how'd your vacation
go? Did you tame some strange?"
"Hell yeah
pal, but I caught the Cajun clam from some one eyed
bartender down during Mardis Gras"
