carpet nozzle

Your nose.

You take your best girl out for lunch and she wants spaghetti, so you order spaghetti for two. Everything is going well until you get some tomato sauce on your carpet nozzle, so embarasing.

by timsworld July 30, 2020

carpet tunnelism

When the carpetunnel from the hands travel down from legs to the ankles in the human body.

I tried to to take a step forward but the carpet tunnelism in my ankle showed up and made me fall down.

by TuGrand August 10, 2020

Carpfishing

Catfishing as someone when they know about it.

I’ve been carpfishing my buddy for a few weeks on Instagram, I think I have more followers than his real account.

by Starlitewalker September 10, 2020

Carpeted Cock

Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.

Kyle: Bro did you hear that Doug got a Carpeted Cock?
Chad: That's wack bro.

by BugglyRoach September 11, 2020

carpet crack

Someone with a hairy anus/taint.

Don’t let Joe bend over, he’s got a real carpet crack

by maxreboband October 21, 2020

carpety

A male who trims a females pubic region

I gave my girl a carpety last night!

by Haircut October 28, 2020

Carped/carping

Meeting some one via a dating app to find out they are better looking in person then on line.

I met a girl via a dating app and was to find out she is better looking in person. I had been carped/carping.
I was carping women on dating apps.

by SteveVan October 29, 2020