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crazy calendar

The official name of the calendar that mental asylum inmates, delusionists, and Qnuts follow instead of the regular calendar. The crazy calendar has the same number of days as the regular calendar, including those of leap year.

However that is the only similarity. The calendar has only 6 months instead of 12, because both the delusionals and Qnuts especially have to short of a memory span to remember the names of 12 months.

Each month has 60 days, with the exception of February which has 65 days. During a leap year, February has 66 days.
1: You know James?
2: You mean that delusional dude, who also supports Q?
1: Yah, he was saying some weird stuff like June 47th.
2: He probably is following the crazy calendar like all the over-insanes follow. Their June 47th is our December 18th.
by MST3K I like April 13, 2022
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Bro Zach is such a Zachary Caleb Yap
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The Caleb Claw

You take your middle finger and ring finger and insert it to a women's vagina. Your not going in and out that's 2nd grade shit, your going up and down like your ripping her vagina out. Start off slow then when it sounds like a mop and bucket you go ham on that shit.
She wanted it so I gave her the Caleb Claw.
by Goham69 September 7, 2022
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Goshush Caleendus

A very smull creacher that is white and fluffy. Some people call him (Wally)... His favorite person in the world is someone named jack. He barfs a lot and loves to growl when you touch his bum.
"Who's out there Goshush Caleendus!?"
by Martha Moneetoyeez September 19, 2022
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Gluomday Calendar

In connection to the 8th day Gluomday, the Gluomday calendar Is the only official calendar to recognise the existence of Gluomday, the calendar is separate to the Gregorian Calendar, as it is currently in its first year due to the recent discovery of Gluomday on February 7, 2023, February 7, 2023 is considered January 1, 1 in the Gluomday Calendar.
Ashfaq: I do not support Gluomday, and think it is a false word
Roberts: You will bow to the Gluomday Calendar!
by gluomdayisreal February 10, 2023
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2nd Caledonia man

Real killers, they also good in bed they go make yuh panty wet all ah dem does dress good too I love off
Get a 2nd Caledonia man best man tuh have
by 8killer November 19, 2023
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