toaster

my shiny friend and bringer of chargrilled goodies...

If it wasn't for my toaster I'd have to eat regular bread.

by PetesWayUK August 10, 2003

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Toaster Strudel

The act of shitting on a plate and jizzin on and it making your date eat it.

"dude, I gave my tolo date a Toaster Strudel last night."

by Jimmy Rogers May 5, 2008

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toaster

A toasting device.

No time to make toast! I'm late for work! Unless... *Takes toaster into shower* AAAHHHH *ZAP*

by TOASTER January 27, 2004

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Toast

The thin brown stripe of feces found in your underpants. The skidmark.

I like toast, especially when it is brown.

by The big Dick October 27, 2003

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burnt toast

Term for someone lazy to redo something they just messed up, or too comfortable to change a situation for the better.

Literal Example: Making breakfast in the morning & you burn the toast, there are 3 choices: 1) You bin it and go without breakfast 2) You scrape some of the burnt stuff off or 3) You eat it as is. But under no circumstances do you make fresh toast.

Mike: Bob is always whining about how his girlfriend never does anything around the house, I can't understand why he doesnt do anything about it.
Geoff: Burnt toast my friend, burnt toast.

by Sketchey January 6, 2008

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