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Oh My God, The Quarterback is Toast

A term for a leader or Politician that gets caught in a situation and is forced to resign or retire.
After the City's Police Chief's extramarital affairs just got exposed to the public. He was forced to resign due to pressure from the citizens of the city. A talk radio host proclaimed "Oh My God, The Quarterback is Toast"
by Netstryke416 February 10, 2010
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Burnt Toast

(N). A myspace girl with a cute innocent name (ex. Brave Little Toaster) and decent flattering photos, who in real life actually looks like burned toast and is not so innocent after all! Burnt toast is often found at local rock shows drunk, suggesting sexual favors and locked in the bathroom applying makeup/taking pictures.
Woa. Did see Burnt Toast at the bar? She was saying she wanted a boob job so she could give some guy a tittyfuck! I thought her myspace said she was sxe!
by Jenevieve V. October 3, 2007
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toaster ass

A condition in which you fart out only fire, a side affect from constantly putting a lighter up to your friend's ass as a joke.
Holy shit dude, you gave Ace toaster ass! Right on man! :D
by Nina DeNisco May 17, 2006
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toaster sex

When a girl is sitting on top of a man cowgirl style for a minute, the guy turns red like the coils of a toaster perhaps because of asphyxiation. Then the girl pops up into the air off the mans genitalia and into the open arms of a jacked black dude who immediately has the urge to eat her labiae out. In this analogy the girl is the toast, the guy is the toaster, and the black dude is the consumer.
I heard Concretia and Carl were strokin cowgirl style when she pulled the toaster right into Tyrie's arms. He buttered her up with some grape jelly. Thats some fucked up toaster sex.
by Toastee Shakur January 11, 2009
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toasting

To place your penis 'twixt two slices of fresh bread - buttered, obviously - and offering it to the missus.
come here darling, i have a sandwich for you.....
by DirtySanchez April 11, 2004
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Toast

Another term for a wimp. See also brian c.
Toast is toast.
by indierockette June 5, 2003
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toaster

a gun that is stolen, probly hotter than a firecracker in the bar-b-q pit at satans crib
hey blacc hand me that toaster so i can get this kid.
by cze August 10, 2005
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