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Share Bear

Someone who gives away everything, lives in a box, and then 5 minutes later doesn't even live in that box anymore. The opposite of a hoarder.
Mommy, look at that poor guy! He wants to share something with me! I want to be just like him!
No no no Sally, that's a Share Bear. Don't be a Share Bear.
by NobodyLikesKylesMom July 5, 2017
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Mega bear

Mega bears r majestical creatures that eat big booties bitch the jerk them off in their sleep after they wake up wet they munch on penis (big penis) and proceed to jerk them off hoping to make them cum. Mega bears thrive on cum. After they’re extremely exhausted so they snuggle up on there gfs vagina hole 😍 After that they sleep and repeat the whole process. Currently they have no leader
“Bro oml angel is a mega bear
by Balls 😱😱 May 2, 2022
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Gummy Bear

A rather large individual whom has lost most of their teeth and are therefore inexplicably unattractive. Most commonly found in trailer parks (US) and council estates (UK).
"I got so wasted last night I woke up next to a gummy bear!" :(
by Ryno_T May 1, 2017
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pizzly bear

It's kinda like a hamster, but its really fucking big, and it has massive tusks and giant ears, and its grey with leathery skin. Usually live in african savannahs. Is unmatched in the arts of Thai Quon Doe and Mortal Kombat. Matched in painting mountain and river scenes only by Bob Ross, from who they learn the joy of painting. One of the few creatures who can fend of a Brennan for more than 10 minutes.
That pizzly bear had a good run, before Brennan killed it with only his feet
by BlueBallsBrown July 4, 2015
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hang a bear

The feeling you might express after having had after a long and rather frustrating day, when all you really feel like doing is taking a bear and hanging it with a piece of rope.
Oh man, what a day! I just wanna go and hang a bear.
by theok August 1, 2013
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Cooter Bear

a super cuddly type of bear, it loves water, hugs, and kisses.
I cuddled a cooter bear last night, it was so soft.

Look at that cute cooter bear!
by hahahahaha69420 May 13, 2022
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semi-bear

Traditionally twink-ish looking gay man with large abundance of facial and/or body hair.
Hey guys, did you see the beard Matthew Morrison was sporting at the Mets game? He looks like such a semi-bear!
by secretsarefordorks May 27, 2010
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