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pizzly bear

It's kinda like a hamster, but its really fucking big, and it has massive tusks and giant ears, and its grey with leathery skin. Usually live in african savannahs. Is unmatched in the arts of Thai Quon Doe and Mortal Kombat. Matched in painting mountain and river scenes only by Bob Ross, from who they learn the joy of painting. One of the few creatures who can fend of a Brennan for more than 10 minutes.

That pizzly bear had a good run, before Brennan killed it with only his feet

by BlueBallsBrown July 4, 2015