dick twat 

Someone with a massive elongated clit (i.e. they consider themselves a male but in reality figuratively have a pussy).

Your pussy is bigger than your dick, you dick twat.

dick twat by massiveelongatedpussy69 December 7, 2021

Tour de Twat 

A woefully incompetent species of cyclist, only seen on the roads during and in the weeks immediately following the Tour de France. Easily identifiable by his Team Sky shirt and shiny new bike; the Tour de Twat is empirical evidence that the old saying "it's just like riding a bike" is either incorrect or misapplied.

I saw a Tour de Twat on the way to work the other morning, sheltering under a tree from the rain so his bike didn't get wet: the fucking pansy.

Tour de Twat by Posidonius September 5, 2013

off my twat 

to be so intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol or non-pharmaceutical drugs that you behave in a way totally out of character, but in a good wa.

last night i was so off my twat

off my twat by joanna cassidy May 28, 2005

twinkle twat 

Vaginal deodorant to mask the smell of menstration and / or other nasty odours

She must be wearing twinkle twat with that strange aroma of perfume

twinkle twat by rob Hogarth September 13, 2007

whistling twat 

wide and loose, whistles like a coke bottle

the slut has a whistling twat

whistling twat by nm1 December 31, 2008

Cunt sucking twat waffle 

Any stupid person who needs a swift kick in the ass and maybe to the head.

In sentence:
"You cunt sucking twat waffle!!!"

Whore, slut, prostitute... some really stupid fuck who needs a life or needs to die.

Cunt sucking twat waffle by Flame Fuck January 24, 2009

swamp twat 

a messy murky twat w/ a foul smelling gassy fog escaping from it all sloppy and nasty & swamp like, it kinda explains itself!!

yuckkkkkkkkk we smelled that nasty swamp twat creepin up on us...

swamp twat by GiddyUpBaby February 17, 2010