Sarah Palin 

A logical fallacy similar to that of the red herring in which a person or thing is used to spur controversial and inflammatory rhetoric among two already polarized and dysfunctional political parties. An object that deters from pertinent facts with regard to a democracy, and creates it’s own sub-topic the likes of which is a mute point to the individuals that hold that democracy hostage through mindless entertainment media, egotistical extremists, and the manipulation of individuals too dumb to debated political matters of any pertinent complexity. A joke at the expense of everyone who thinks the joke is funny, and a victory for matters that never deserved our attention in the first place.

The Whig Party passed the controversial Kill The Poor bill today after implementing a brilliant Sarah Palin by debating the ethical merits handjobs.

Sarah Palin by B Michelle Esterwood October 5, 2011

sarah frances

An annoying overly talkative person that is secretly really smart or really depressed

Ughh sarah frances shut up

sarah frances by Biittshsjqiqbs December 5, 2016

Sarah Palin 

Sarah Palin is a Republican Politician, and the current Governor of Alaska. She was the running mate for GOP presidential candiate John McCain during the 2008 election cycle. Also, she is apparently an incarnation of Lucifer himself, judging from all the other though provoking entries here.

Sarah Palin does not agree with my enlightened, intellectual liberal principles. Therefore, she is a horrible horrible person. Also, I'm pretty sure she's Satan in disguise.

Sarah Palin by Bearded One June 25, 2009

Sarah Medlock 

meaning big bum

"I like big buts and i cannot lie(8)"

"You must have met Sarah Medlock then, her bums nice but massive!"

Sarah Medlock by annonymous690 January 8, 2012

Sarah Jessica Parker 

One of the Internet's many punching bags. It was once trendy to criticize her for her appearance and voice but new jokes about these things come across as trite and desperate.

Internet: "Hey! So! Do you hate Sarah Jessica Parker too?"
Humans: "Meh. Maybe 5 years ago. Now I really don't give a fuck."

Sarah Jessica Parker by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Sarah Palin 

The hottest woman to ever be named as a Vice Presidential running mate!

Have you seen Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin? She is McCain's schmokin' hot pick for Vice President in the upcoming 2008 Presidential election!

Sarah Palin by Misty Dawn August 29, 2008

Sarah Palin Moment 

When you have a pen but no paper and MUST write something down. Your palm becomes your notepad. Particularly pleasing when done by a Democrat.

When this liberal gal wrote my e-mail address on her palm, I thought; even Democrats can have a Sarah Palin Moment.

Sarah Palin Moment by SmileK April 18, 2010