where's the patch

What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.

You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?

by Spirit Bear January 29, 2012

5 finger pitch

When a guy name "Jets" makes Niles think there's actually something called a 5 finger pitch

"Hey Niles do you know what a 5 finger pitch is?" "No Jets I don't?" "Oh that sucks" "I'll go search it on Urban Dictionary" "Ok" "Fuck you, There is no 5 finger pitch" "YOU ACTUALLY SEARCHED IT THOUGH!"

by NYNiles25 January 5, 2014

American hit-or-pitch

A sport very similar to baseball. American hit-or-pitch borrowed the concept of offensive only and defensive only players from football, but limited the switch to only one position.

The offensive only player is called the "Designated Hitter." Generally the pitcher is the defensive only player (hence the name hit-or-pitch.

The professional American hit-or-pitch league is called the American League.

Managers don't pinch hit as frequently in American hit-or-pitch as they do in baseball.

by KramerKnowsEverything June 29, 2014

Shaving the Pitchfork

A sexual term regarding sex which involves triple penetration (anal, vaginal, & oral) with exceptionally small orifices.

I saw a porn with Bridget the Midget taking on three hung pricks at the same time. Talk about shaving the pitchfork!

by ManChildSyndrome October 30, 2015

Guatemalan eye patch

When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.

I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.

by Sangeo951 August 20, 2016

Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard

Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch

by Im golf August 26, 2016

match in the patch

When you challenge an acquaintance to a wrestling match to resolve a dispute. Equivalent to a modern day dual.

A dispute at the office ended in a match in the patch after work in the parking lot.

by Meatdick April 21, 2018