poop tag 

the greatest game ever
a person proceeds to call another person while the are in the process of producing a terrible pile of excrement

yo dawg you been poop tagged shizzle to yo mama

poop tag by Swillard March 11, 2003

poop willy 

the act of inserting one's finger in one's anus, retrieving that finger, and then inserting the same finger in someone else's ear.

Jane took it too far when, after recieving a wet willy from Jack, she gave him a poop willy.

poop willy by Maxabillion August 1, 2008

Poop Dick Dingle Berry 

A juicy, small sized turd nugget that is hanging from somewhere in the pubic region. The occurrence normally happens post anal sex with a partner who doesn't wipe real well; but there are also other applications.

Jill was going down on J-Rob when suddenly a Poop Dick Dingle Berry came to her attention. Immediately she removed her face from his crotch region and yelled, "That's not chocolate, fuck this shit I'm outta here!"

Poop Dick Dingle Berry by Cracker Please Me July 22, 2009

poop date 

when you and the person you're texting both have to make a bowel movement at the same time, and you still text each other why pooping.

Amando: Ayy I gotta poop
Robert: WTF so do I
Amando: Lol. Go do it... it'll be like a poop date. No homo

poop date by FarEastBeast916 April 4, 2010

poop time

When you get so drunk you puke all over yourself and your friends stuff and when youre in the bathroom throwing up all over yourself you dont know if its puke or poop, so you ask your friends and they sit there and laugh at your drunk ass... That is poop time

Friend: Dude it's poop time
You: Dude nooooo! Get out of my house!
Friend: (blaaaaaaah) puking all over your stuff

poop time by fyuangneya!r! June 16, 2011

Poop FaceTime 

To participate in a FaceTime conversation on one's iPhone or iPad while sitting on the toilet, taking a poop.
An evolution of the Poop Text

Andrew hates it when I poop text him, so I poop FaceTimed him instead!

Poop FaceTime by Pooptexter June 18, 2011

Poop Snoot 

To smirk, or have the appearance that you have a very important bit of knowledge. To have the look of superiority on your face.

Her 'Poop Snoot' gave away her bluff at her poker hand. His poop snoot showed he was "the cat that ate the canary"

Poop Snoot by Schnottzle March 11, 2012