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Monkey Dicked

When you and your girlfriend/wife are alone and you remove your pants down to your male piston and start screaming and hollaring as of a monkey shaking and swing tenderloin all in her face smacking leaving peter prints all over her face, after done you say.. you just been monkey dicked!
Did you see Mary’s face Kim ...it looks like she got monkey dicked last night.

Monkey Slum 

A black person, or person of color who is a slave and is oppressed in the slums of the racial dominancy of white superiority.
Those monkey slums will never become superior than the white race.
Monkey Slum by jabbercum January 25, 2019

monkey jungle

Local Harrogate slang for terraced houses, generally in reference to the houses between Prospect Lane and Stonefall Mews. The term is in reference to how hotel owners hired large amounts of people from Hartlepool to work in the hotels, and those houses were built to accommodate for them, and how people from Hartlepool are referred to as Monkey Hangers.
We're off to meet Liv down Monkey Jungle
monkey jungle by Issan_Sumisu September 23, 2020

Monkey Wrench 

Sniffing one's behind. While receiving a Handjob.
Oh baby, how about a monkey wrench?

Monkey D. Luffy 

That one dude from One Piece who is probably homosexual considering how much he likes putting meat in his mouth.
Girl: "I like Monkey D. Luffy!"
Man: "He is gay"

Monkey Pox 

The monkeypox virus is an orthopoxvirus that causes mpox (monkeypox), a disease with symptoms similar to smallpox, although less severe. Key facts

Vaccines used during the smallpox eradication programme also provided protection against monkeypox. Newer vaccines have been developed of which one has been approved for prevention of monkeypox
Monkeypox is caused by monkeypox virus, a member of the Orthopoxvirus genus in the family Poxviridae.
Monkeypox is usually a self-limited disease with the symptoms lasting from 2 to 4 weeks. Severe cases can occur. In recent times, the case fatality ratio has been around 3–6%.
Monkeypox is transmitted to humans through close contact with an infected person or animal, or with material contaminated with the virus.
Monkeypox virus is transmitted from one person to another by close contact with lesions, body fluids, respiratory droplets and contaminated materials such as bedding.
Monkeypox is a viral zoonotic disease that occurs primarily in tropical rainforest areas of central and west Africa and is occasionally exported to other regions.
An antiviral agent developed for the treatment of smallpox has also been licensed for the treatment of monkeypox.

At this time, data suggest that gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men make up the majority of cases in the current mpox outbreak.
Monkey pox
Yet they help the pride parade last year with out a shit givin to your health
It is shocking that we saw a aids 2.0 and the people behind the pride parades did not want to cancel because they knew that if they did then pride parades would stop especially the fact that the 2021 was the "you can't cancel pride" and if it did the following year

it would break the sprit of every crazed 'look at me' queers

while leaving the sanes ones finally be accepted in society

because new flash the parades are pushing people futher in the closet
Monkey Pox by Facts hurt thy March 18, 2023