Life tap 

verb: life tap; 3rd person present: life taps; past tense: life tapped; past participle: life tapped; gerund or present participle: life tapping

extremely light, gentle strike to the testicles by back of the fingers of a cupped hand; done properly, effects will manifest after 30 seconds: excruciating pain at least 10 times worse than a solid hit/kick to the same testicles.

My friend said he was gonna life tap me. He then cupped his hand and tried to hit me in the nuts! I backed off, and thought he just grazed me. He then started laughing: after 30 seconds my eyes filled with tears as it felt like pure fire shot through my testicles and an intense ache came on too!

Life tap by Liphradicus Epicus November 1, 2016

Life scissors

Theoretical Scissors used to remove a person or memory from your life.

April used the life scissors on Eric after he punched her dog.

Life scissors by April Robertson December 27, 2016

life [3] 

another way to say Half Life 3 in a component way.

"OMG GUYS LIFE 3 IS COMING OUT YEYYYYY"
"What?"
"life 3 is half life 3"

life [3] by kocheraaa February 17, 2017

Life race

A subtle and possibly unspoken life milestone competition between a group of friends or peers. Competition milestones may include but are not limited to: engagement, marriage, Home purchase (size, price, location), first child, second child, best job title, most money made, and largest penis.

Wow, check out Kevin’s 4 bed 4 bath mansion in Bronxville. He’s definitely leading in life race.

I was working on Dave’s taxes last month. His W-2s put him in the high income bracket in life race. However, I’ve been in the locker room with Dave and his income is offset by his below average size junk

Life race by cyril o'reilly May 7, 2018

Life Straw 

When you’re getting a blow job and you cum but she keeps sucking then your penis turns into a life straw

Bro last night she sucked the life out of your life straw.

Life Straw by Parky Sparky January 31, 2019

life_sucks 

hi my life_sucks.

my life_sucks

life_sucks by byhmgtnjrfcdvsgfbhjyio March 23, 2019

life smart 

you’re life smart if you know a lot about emotions and how to deal with relationships and stuff. similar to the word wise

wow you can tell through the advice annie gives that she is very life smart

life smart by sky|ar April 21, 2019