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Googley

(adv) The worthiness to be Googled.
Is our picture googley enough for a Chromecast wallpaper?
by Yonith February 6, 2022
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iranian ski goggles

When you place your Persian nut sack gently into the eye sockets of your girl.
Ben - Hey Harold, I gave my girl Iranian Ski Goggles last night.
Harold - Ben, you're my Ayatollah!
by Mil3Druid3 June 3, 2016
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stress goggles

when finals sneak up on unwitting college students, libraries, study rooms and coffee shops (wherever they have free wifi to satisfy facebook addiction) start to fill up to the brim with college students with their books and notes, a curious thing occurs.
People around you will suddenly become more and more attractive the closer you get to finals, even when they are stylishly unkempt or reeking of red bull and cigarettes. This anomalous phenomenon can be attributed to many factors; procrastination induced horniness, sudden onset of booksmarts causing a sharp drop in common sense, or all that adderall, caffiene, taurine, nicotine suddenly kicking in at the same time to create a clusterfuck of bad ideas.
This, my educated friends, is stress goggles. Just like its early october counterpart - Beer goggles, stress goggles turn bad ideas into good ideas and gives courage to the truly dimwitted. After fifteen redbulls, two tabs of addy, and a pack of marlboros, the only bad decision is an unmade one.
Upon discovery of symptoms such as lusting after unattractive members of the opposite sex, licking things that normally shouldn't be licked, breaking the three second rule, a good friend must properly restrain to the sufferer, so no one actually gets hurt. Real friends don't let real friends hook up before finals.
Just like beer goggles, the next day can be filled with regret after sleeping off all the uppers.
below is an actual documented conversation:

1. dude i think i'm in love man, i never knew i liked brunettes, but she's really somethin else man
2. ok first of all, that's a dude. take it easy on the redbulls
1. you know what? love knows no boundaries, and gender is a boundary, i say screw society and screw this paper i have to write!
2. dude you've got the stress goggles like the biznitch. calm the fuck down or you'll wake up regrettin it tomorrow.
1. thanks man i knew i could count on you
by UCDPWNS December 3, 2010
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goggleface

a skier or snowboarder who has potential to be good looking with their snowboard/ski gear on i.e. goggles, helmet, hat, etc. BUT when gear is removed they are butt ugly.
Jo says: "Look at that guy, he looks really hot!"

Jess says: "Oh no, I saw him in the lodge, he's a goggleface"
by jomala92 January 1, 2012
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Todd Googler

A person who googles “Todd” (Usually used as an insult)

“It’s not anything, it doesn’t mean anything! It’s not even offensive!” ~ Brewis Ginley

The perfect description of Alex the Rambler
Shut up Alex the Rambler… You googled the word Todd? Fucking Todd Googler, shut the fuck up.
by Anonymous146_ December 6, 2021
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GoogleTube

YouTube being another casualty of Google's attempt to take over the entire internet.
I don't like the new channel layout that GoogleTube forced upon us nor do I like having to make a Google account just to join.
They might as well change YouTube to GoogleTube now that it's owned by Google and thus its bitch.
by Bosch December 17, 2012
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african goggles

Placing each individual testicle over a poor suspect's eye, causing a goggle effect. The term african is in refrence to the darkness it creates when one tries to see through the impenitrating depths of his buddy's bowsack.
Dude you got one nasty pair of african goggles on you sucka!
by Clyde T. Oris November 16, 2006
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