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Fart Hostage

(n) : a person who has the unfortunate fate of being in a confined space while someone passes gas. This can occur in a car, elevator, subway, or city bus, for example. The person(s) in that confined space became the flatulator's fart hostage(s) for the duration, until the fart haze dissipates.
"Man, Henry is not allowed to eat beef jerky on long car rides anymore. He was beefing nonstop, and held us fart hostages all the way to Kalamazoo!"
by Stavros Nikkapoppolous December 18, 2019
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Fart transplant

When you pull down your panties and then your partners panties at the same time. You go cheek to cheek and fart into their bum and blame them for the smell.
As Joe had his hands deep in the sink washing up I sneaked up and gave him a fart transplant. I then waddled off into the night telling him how dirty he smells
by classicbadger January 26, 2021
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fart twirl

The act of performing a jumping twirl while engaging in flatulence.
I did a fart twirl as I jumped off of the curb on the sidewalk.
by princess sprinkles February 23, 2010
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Fart Muncher

The name you call someone when They open their mouth after you say that you farted.
That man is a real Fart Muncher!
by Coolest dude June 5, 2018
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Social Fart

A fart within a social setting, producing a comical sound and laughter amongst the group, whilst not offending said groups nasal passages.
Guy 1: " Damn, did you just hear Bill's fart?!"

Guy 2: "Yeah it was awesome. I can't believe it didn't stink as well."

Guy 1: "Yeah I know, it was a real social fart!"
by Drafty McWindass February 17, 2013
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danish fart

Danish fart

Gaseous products resulting from the fermentation and digestion of junk food like Danish pizzas and kebabs. The farts are typically expelled in bars and discotheques indiscriminately by males or females, primarily Danes.
The smell of the Danish fart results being extremely toxic and usually cause a general outcry amongst the unfortunate standing in the vicinity of the spot where the pestilential cloud propagates.
Rafael: Hey Luke, what happened on the dance floor? It is empty!
Luke: it sounds like the “Danish fart” alarm went off and everybody flew away!
by milfonian July 24, 2012
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fart-bag

A bean bag chair that has been farted into over and over and over again.
Hey throw me that fart-bag! Im tired!
by Iso-smell May 21, 2011
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