filtf

Father's I'd like to Fuck
These office guys do it in the office while in suits and tie. They will wrap their ties around the cocks and masturbate hard.

Guy, "I like that Filtf."
Girl, "Must be great to work at Morgan-Stanley."

by chany April 8, 2005

filthy money shot

1. A shot of ejaculate in the eye of a woman.
2. A nasty tennis shot that owns an opponent.

You just got a filthy money shot in the eye
Oh man, that was a filthy money shot, come again bitch.

by Dustin is from austin April 23, 2006

Filet

The part of the inner thigh where fat builds up. The filet is extremely tender (given it does not get much sun) and is an ideal target for 5 starring.

Yeah he's a porker, must have some impressive filets.

by TyCoLicious January 22, 2011

Filthy Benavides

In the spirit of the beloved Dirty Sanchez, the Filthy Benavides is the act of removing your penis from a woman's anus, then rubbing it vertically down her chin, creating the illusion of a "soul patch".

He was charging women the same money for straight sex as he was for a Filthy Benavides.

by DirtyFlyBoyz November 10, 2006

filter face

The expression you get when you inhale the very last tobacco in your filter cigarette. The red-glowing tobacco usually causes the filter to heat up instantly, transfering painful heat to your lips.

Can also be used in a negative term to offend someone:

"Jonnern has a permanent filter face".
"If I had a filter face like yours, I'd kill myself."

by fatti May 16, 2005

Fillmore

Small town that has absolutly nothing to do. Nice place to live and a tight community.

I went to Fillmore and road the train!

by SarahRenae May 29, 2008

filthy goose

a "dirty" martini made with Grey Goose Brand Vodka mixed with olive brine. Garnished with 3 olives. Shaken, not stirred. (See also-dirty kettle: made with Kettle One Brand Vodka)

Hey Susan, would you care to join me at the Top of the Mark for a filthy goose? But of course Chris...vamanos!

by Mr. Lane "Dyogi" Mayer October 15, 2003